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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD <3

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

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theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

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crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

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The Righteous stand before the darkness &amp; the Maker shall guide their hand.

The Righteous stand before the darkness & the Maker shall guide their hand.

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bedussey:

OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes

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pikarar:

When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
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megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

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